Britney in Volo?

With the hype surrounding the possible appearance by Justin Timberlake in neighboring Round Lake after his March 13 concert at Allstate Arena, I say that Mayor Russell should try to get Britney Spears to appear here in Volo. She can appear at the Home Depot on Route 12 and sign autographs as Ed Sanders from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition!
(photo of Ed Sanders courtesy of edsanders.net. No right to ownership is implied)